First day of work

Time for introductions...we are all officemates ( if you can believe that guy on the left fits in with the rest). We run a successful pediatric clinic for developmental and behavioral pediatrics. My name is Maetrix. I'm a speech-language pathologist by trade, but I'm a wanna be prescriber, home decorator, personal stylist, hair dresser, or anything else that strikes my fancy. This motley crew came together because we were all laid off and/or left our previous clinic (sounds likely right?...probably shitcanned, the lot of us). Anyway, here is the saga of our daily lives and work day. As we all live at our office, it all becomes rolled into one, work and home. Isn't that what it's like for everyone though?